Review of 'Honestly, Nevermind' by Drake

Drake’s new surprise dance album is his dreariest yet.

Review of 'ENERGY' by Disclosure

ENERGY is an energetic album. END OF REVIEW.

Review of 'PLANET'S MAD' by Baauer

These are some of the most creatively filthy EDM bangers I’ve ever heard.

Review of 'Star Wars Headspace'

‘I have a bad feeling about this’ was my initial thought on this album, to quote my dad on his wedding day.

Review of 'Caracal' by Disclosure

The warm chords are back as found on ‘Hourglass’. And the percussion is still as old skool as before, as evident on ‘Jaded’. This is undoubtedly the same UK EDM bro duo that gave us Settle. But where is the energy? 

Review of 'The Church' by Mr. Oizo

Patience is a virtue that I sadly don’t have. Whilst I can see the appeal of atmospheric electronic musicians like Jon Hopkins and the Haxan Cloak, I often find myself clockwatching during the big long build-ups. An artist like loopy French house producer, Mr. Oizo, is much more up my street. He doesn’t allow time to breath, let alone check a watch. Employing AD/HD pacing, he cuts out the foreplay and assaults the listener from the off.

Review of 'Motion' by Calvin Harris

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Review of 'Michael' by Les Sins

Ex-chillwave-producer Chaz Bundick has dropped the ‘Toro y Moi’ pseudonym in exchange for ‘Les Sins’ and is now making more up-tempo, dancey stuff. 

Review of 'While (1 is less than 2)' by Deadmau5

No-one was expecting the Canadian house producer and Disney-icon-lookalike to drop an album like this. 

Review of "Settle" by Disclosure

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I've heard people trying to classify this album into a neat genre. Is it garage? Is it deep house? Is it dance-pop? Is it UK Funky? What even is UK funky?