The Worst Songs Of 2024

2024 was largely a great year for music. But as always, there were some flops among the bops.

Review of ‘Sophie’ by Sophie

This posthumous Sophie album is a let-down.

Review of 'The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology' by Taylor Swift

The new 2 hour Taylor album is anything but 'swift'.

Review of 'Vultures 1' by ¥$ (Kanye West & Ty Dolla Sign)

Ye’s shaky singing and trashy bars make this a rough listen.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2023

It’s time for my annual shitlist. Hold your nose as we expose the biggest musical doodoos of 2023.

The 10 Worst Christmas Song Lyrics

Does anyone actually know what a 'jingle horse' is?

Review of '72 Seasons' by Metallica

Metallica continue to stay true to their thrash roots. But with so few risks taken and such clunky songwriting, you have to ask yourself ‘is this really more enjoyable than St Anger?’.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2022

2022 gave us an array of awful viral TikTok songs, horrible soundtracks and unnecessary covers. I’ve rounded up the 10 worst examples I could find here.

Review of 'Will Of The People' by Muse

Muse deliver their latest batch of bombastic protest songs – which includes surprise metal riffs, an Adele-flavoured piano ballad and a random Halloween anthem.

Review of ‘Funk Wav Bounces Vol 2’ by Calvin Harris

Are we going to get a Vol 3 too? After listening to Funk Wav Bounce Vol 2, I hope not…

Review of 'Honestly, Nevermind' by Drake

Drake’s new surprise dance album is his dreariest yet.

Review of ‘Mainstream Sellout’ by Machine Gun Kelly

I decided to give the new MGK album a listen. Oh boy…

The 10 Worst Songs of 2021

♫ He's making his end-of-year lists. He’s checking them twice. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice. ♫ As usual, I'm planning on rounding up my favourite tracks, but we’ll get the ‘naughty list’ out of the way first. Here are my picks for the worst songs of 2021. Which songs did I miss?

Double Review: 'Solar Power' by Lorde and 'Happier Than Ever' by Billie Eilish

In this fashionably late double album review, I catch up on Lorde’s new sunny LP Solar Power, and Billie Eilish’s not-so-happy new record Happier Than Ever.

The 30 Worst Band Names Of All Time

From Archers of Loaf to Chumbawamba, these are the 30 worst band names of all time.

Review of 'Justice' by Justin Bieber

Christian pop, weed anthems and a Martin Luther King speech. What is going on?

Review of 'Whole Lotta Red' by Playboi Carti

 

Whole Lotta Red is a whole lotta trash.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2020

IT’S LIST TIME!!! I’ve already started working on my favourite tracks and favourite albums lists. But before we embrace the best of 2020, let’s remind ourselves of some of the most terrible songs from this terrible year. Compared to my previous lists, this year's annual music horror show is particularly ghastly. In fact, it's so ghastly that 6ix9ine didn’t even make the cut. Proceed at your own risk...

Review of 'TattleTales' by 6ix9ine

This album is a crime against music. Send 6ix9ine back to jail.

Review of 'Notes On A Conditional Form' by The 1975

Notes on a frustrating album.