Review of 'The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology' by Taylor Swift

The new 2 hour Taylor album is anything but 'swift'.

Review of 'Vultures 1' by ¥$ (Kanye West & Ty Dolla Sign)

Ye’s shaky singing and trashy bars make this a rough listen.

Review of ‘Mainstream Sellout’ by Machine Gun Kelly

I decided to give the new MGK album a listen. Oh boy…

Review of 'Whole Lotta Red' by Playboi Carti

 

Whole Lotta Red is a whole lotta trash.

Review of 'TattleTales' by 6ix9ine

This album is a crime against music. Send 6ix9ine back to jail.

Review of 'Father of Asahd' by DJ Khaled

The new DJ Khaled album is like listening to a NOW CD, but without any of the hits.

Review of 'Buoys' by Panda Bear

Panda Bear’s new H2O-themed album Buoys is dull as dishwater.

Review of 'Teenage Emotions' by Lil Yachty

‘She blow that dick like a cello’.

Review of 'Memories... Do Not Open' by The Chainsmokers

‘Do not open’ is good advice. If someone bought you this album and it’s still in the polyethylene wrapping, politely return the album and then disown that friend forever.

Review of 'Angelic 2 the Core: Angelic Funkadelic/Angelic Rockadelic' by Corey Feldman

How did we allow this to happen? No, I don't mean Brexit or Trump or even the new Toblerone. I’m talking about 2016’s biggest atrocity - Corey Feldman’s new album.

Review of 'Peach Panther' by Riff Raff

Houston rapper Riff Raff has always been an utter goofball. But he was once a goofball aware of his own ridiculousness. Now it seems, Riff Raff genuinely thinks he’s an amazing rapper, which is a worry for us all.

Review of 'Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz' by Miley Cyrus

That's it. I’m throwing my Hannah Montana DVD box sets in the skip. Who does this outrageous woman think she is, poisoning the minds of children? Does she not think of the children? WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Review of 'SremmLife' by Rae Sremmurd

Help me. I’m trying to understand the appeal of these two goofs and failing.

Review of 'Motion' by Calvin Harris

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Review of 'Unknown Memory' by Yung Lean

Meet Yung Lean. He’s a white kid from Sweden whose musical style has been described as ‘sad rap’.

Review of 'Ultraviolence' by Lana Del Ray

Excuse me whilst I slit my wrists...

Review of 'Honest' by Future

The 17^th track on the deluxe edition of this album sums up the whole record pretty well.

Review of "The Brink" by The Jezabels

Eighties New Wave is being revived to death.