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THE BEST:
‘Skull Pop’ – Guerilla Toss
Looking for something to listen to before you go to sleep?
How about this new single from avant-garde funk/rock freaks Guerilla Toss,
which lyrically ponders what it must feel like to die: ‘Will there be a warning/ when the clock stops moving?/ Will you have
just 60 seconds?/ Will you find it boring?’ Continuing in the vein of their
last single ‘The String Game’, this carnivalesque speedball remains
experimental whilst also sounding like an actual song (unlike their early noisy
noodling). In fact, some of the passages in this song are actually quite pretty
- which is new for Guerilla Toss.
‘Memento Mori’ – Boris
I’ve got no idea what these dudes are singing about. Hopefully something menacing given those doomy hellacious guitars, but they could be singing instructions for baking cupcakes for all I know. It sounds like Latin (the band are from Tokyo, but it doesn’t sound like Japanese), resulting in the effect of Gregorian chanting over ominous metal riffs. For the record, Boris don’t actually like to be termed a ‘metal band’, but I’m not buying it - if this isn’t metal then the pope’s not a catholic and I’m a sane human being.
‘Duluoz Dream’ – Sal Dulu
Moving on from heavy subject matter and heavy guitars, this new airy instrumental offers a much more drowsy and chilled out vibe for those that might want something to kick back to in the evening sun. It’s jazzy pianos and horns ride a scuffling beat, topped with some hazy Japanese vocal sampling that transports the listener to foreign lands. I thought the producer might be Japanese, but he’s in fact from Dublin. Everyone’s trying out different languages this week.
‘Lucid’ – Pat Lok ft. Oktavian
Music this feelgood should come with an adult warning. In
fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could find a CD of this in the toy section
of Ann Summers. It’s got all the sparkle of a Michael Jackson hit with 2017
production. And this Oktavian dude, whoever the hell he is, has a phenomenal
voice.
THE WORST:
‘Signs’ – Drake
Drake’s vital signs need to be checked because he sounds
dead here and the beat may as well be ‘One Dance’ diluted.
‘New York’ – St. Vincent
The fuzzy guitars have gone, replaced by Rom-com-trailer
strings and a chorus that wants to sound yearnful, but isn’t.