Human beings have always had an OCD
tendency to label things into neat little categories. Since 2010 there has been
a rise in new music genres. The revolutionising seems to all be happening in
the electronic music scene. Here are a few new supposed genres that are being proclaimed
as “the next big thing”. Whether they will become the next big thing is a
subject of debate. Personally, I reckon half these genres will be buried and forgotten in
five years time. Still, knowing about them is fun.
Trap
Run da TRAAP! Damn son where d’you
find this? Trap is probably the biggest, most popular, most credible genre on
this list. You remember that little thing called the Harlem Shake?
Instrumentally speaking, trap is a
mid-tempo dance genre characterised by its use of skittery hi-hats and deep,
resonant bass drums. 2013 has seen the genre particularly take off with acts
like Baueer and Flosstradamus spearheading the movement. Many are heralding it as
the new dubstep.
Trap began as a form of hip hop in
the noughties. American rappers employed bassy, obtrusive beats to accompany
their aggressive, drug-addled lyrics. This style of trap rap has also seen an
upsurge in popularity this year. Notable artists include A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg,
Denzel Curry and Wokka Flokka Flame.
Chillwave
I’ve heard people describing this
as a hipster genre but I suppose people will prescribe that term to any new
musical genre that thinks outside the box. The moment I heard chillwave was a
hipster genre, I stopped listening to it, because I’m no hipster. I WAS INTO
CHILLWAVE BEFORE IT WAS COOL. PERFECT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO ON THE WALKMAN WHILST
TAKING THE SEGWAY TO THE THRIFT STORE
Anyhow, Chillwave (also known as
glo-fi) is a smooth, electronic, synth-heavy genre often smothered in effects
processing to create a glossy, ambient feel. Its stuff to chill to, as the name chillwave suggests. Dance music meets
lounge music. Notable artists include Toro y Moi, Washed Out and XXYYXX.
Give this track a whirl. It’s the bomb!
Future-garage
Counterculture’s response to all
that noisy dubstep and glitch-hop stuff. Future-garage places melody over trying to be
loud and in-your-face. It’s a cool, new dance genre that takes influence from
deep house, UK garage and trip hop, throwing in a bit of a retro vibe.
You’ll find a million debates
online surrounding what and what isn’t future-garage. Other names for the genre
include Chillstep and Post-dubstep. Pedantic dance-music-Nazis will argue that
chillstep and post-dubstep are separate genres. Some artists that I personally think
fit the bill include Disclosure, Burial, Joy Orbison and SBTRKT.
Again, this is being labelled as a
hipster genre. I’LL START LISTENING TO IT WHEN ITS NO LONGER POPULAR #past-future-garage#irony#i’m
so ironic that I no longer know what ironic means
Witch house
This is where we start venturing
into the less credible genres, the genres that are unlikely to build up any
Beatles-sized following, the genres that - as a principle - just sound stupid.
Witch house is occult themed house
music with a dark ambient feel. Artists use pretentious Unicode symbols in their names such
as † and ∆ in
the hope of keeping the genre underground. It’s a silly genre that comes across as a little dull to me. Hype over the genre seems to have already faded
suggesting the microtrend is thankfully already on the decline.
Notable artists include Salem, oOoOO, ∆AIMON
and †‡† (Ritualz).
Vaporwave
Cheesy sampled music taken from eighties
TV ads and video game menus, looped and screwed with a bit. Its blatant nostalgia,
slightly slowed down and distorted to sound a little bit more nostalgic. Tim
and Eric spoofed this kind of music in their comedy TV series and now there’s a
serious genre for it.
Some artists include Internet Club,
James Ferraro and Mackintosh Plus
Seapunk
Contradictory to what you might
expect, Seapunk contains no elements of punk whatsoever. More of a fashion fad than
a music genre, fans of seapunk dress in aquatic colours and worship Ecco the
Dolphin, a 90s Sega Genesis character of whom I’m too young and baby-faced to remember.
Musically, the genre is a blend of 90s house and garage with lots of trap-influenced sub-bass thrown in. Many songs have lyrical themes centred predictably around water and the sea.
Notable artists include Zombelle
and Drexciya. Rihanna and Azealia Banks have even given the whim a go.
Slimepunk
Seapunk's bastard son. Fans dress in shades of snot-green. The music sounds like
seapunk but slimier.
As for snowpunk, well, let's not even go there.